Monday, March 12, 2007

BRANDED!




Last time we checked in with our intrepid SALESMAN he was once again discussing the 160 year old history of Hawaii's oldest cattle ranch, Parker Ranch.., "It all started back in 1797 when Captain George Vancouver gave King Kamehameha the Great half a dozen wild longhorn cattle..."

RING! RING! RING! RING! QUICK - TO THE SALES PHONE!

"Saleman! This is Luna Nui. We got 600 calves we're about to slap iron to. Meet us down the Kawaihae road, wikiwiki! And bring your camera."

"Aloha Chief. I'm on my way!"

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